Arrrr!

New discovery: languages for Facebook.

I think only assholes change their language, personally. The people who take Spanish or Italian and decide to switch it to Espanol or Italiano are, in general, jerks.

This was until I found the "English: Pirate" setting.

It's amazing. The links on top read Home Port, Me, Me Hearties, and Bottle o' Messages. Logout is now Abandon Ship. And posts we're made 40 minutes ago, they were made 40 Shots o' Rum Ago.

Try it out. It will never get old.