I swear I'll post something worthwhile at some point

But not right now. I have a bunch of stuff to write about, but I don't really feel like it right now. So it'll have to wait. In the meantime, my Chicago riding buddy Luke Seeman of XXX Racing pointed this gem out to me. It's an account of Philly Week from Team Type 1 rider Glen Chadwick. Glen provided some entertainment for teammates and fans alike by grabbing a fan's beer, chugging half of it, and tossing it. While he was in the race. At the top of the Wall. It's even caught on video.

Mr. Chadwick, I salute you.

You want to hear something horrifying? In his final attack at Milan-San Remo, after a whole day in the breakaway, Fabian Cancellara generated around 800 watts for two whole minutes. Jesus.